La canzone del cameriere

Cosa succede quando un cameriere decide di scrivere gli aneddoti, le esperienze e le battute che ogni giorno vive chiunque lavori in un ristorante?
Succede che siccome siamo in tanti a fare o aver fatto il lavoro di cameriere, cuoco, pizzaiolo, barman e…la lista è lunga, che in molti iniziano a seguire la pagina facebook dove vengono postati.
Succede poi che alcuni di loro iniziano a suggerire gli aneddoti a quel cameriere, che piano piano si rende conto di quanti sono a pensarla come lui.
Succede che poi con uno di loro stringe amicizia, e si da il caso che lui è socio di uno studio di registrazione mentre l’altro suona.
Sono cameriere - OCCCA screenshot
Così un bel giorno Emanuele Giorgi carica su facebook un video dove riprende se stesso strimpellare una canzone dal titolo SONO CAMERIERE e ci tagga Marco, dicendogli “fanne quello che vuoi”.
E allora Marco fa scendere a Terni Emanuele e con l’aiuto di Giorgio Speranza, presso i Busthard Studios, in 2 giorni incidono il pezzo.
Succede che poi Marco, il cameriere che aveva creato la pagina di OCCCA, oltre ad avere uno studio ha anche 1 amico videomaker (Fabio Tomassini), che conosce altri amici del settore, ai quali propone di farci un video su quel pezzo che spacca di brutto.
Siccome Marco oltre a fare tutte ste cose pressochè inutili agli occhi dell’adulto impegnato, fa anche il cameriere, succede che ha tanti clienti che dopo essere stati serviti per anni da lui, decidono di rendersi utili a loro volta come comparsa.
Beh si, più o meno è questa la storia che spiega come nel giro di un anno, mi ritrovo a scrivere questo testo per presentare:

SONO CAMERIERE





CREDITI
Prodotto da: OCCCA
Regia e sceneggiatura: Marco Natali
Assistente regia: Fabio Tomassini
Segretaria d’edizione: Mariachiara Lucidi
DOP: Daniele Cruccolini
Riprese e montaggio: Fabio Tomassini

Protagonista/cantante: Emanuele Giorgi
Maître: Marco Natali
Cameriere: Nicolò Nannini
Cameriera: Arianna Argenti

Si ringraziano tutte le comparse:
Alessandro Fama
Alessandro Bartolocci
Andrea Cottini
Claudio D’Aloia
Edoardo De Piccoli
Francesca Monari
Francesco Broussard
Francesco Porchetti
Loredana Mengoni
Ludovica Bevilacqua
Mariachiara Lucidi
Martha Baggetta
Micol Merani
Serenella Bartolomei
Tommaso Poggi

Inoltre si ringrazia per la location il ristorante
umami small

e per la registrazione e il mixaggio del singolo
Giorgio Speranza dei Busthard Studios
BUSTHARD small

Testo di “SONO CAMERIERE”
di Emanuele Giorgi e Marco Natali

Chitarrista: Francesco Santini

Si svegliano alle 6
per montare sopra
auto – bici – moto
e poi sfrecciare
ci sono i croissant, i croissant da infornare
e poi cappuccini con tanta schiuma
che pare sempre natale
e qualche caffè ci scappa
anche per il personale
e tra muffin e un’espresso
pensano alla sua lei che è ancora letto
tra due cuscini dorme
e questo gli rimane un pò indigesto ma…

sono cameriere
e questo mi accompagnerà
per l’eternità, per l’eternità
ma
sono cameriere
e questo mi accompagnerà
per l’eternità

ho perso il compleanno di mia figlia
ho perso il natale e mezza vigilia
ho perso anche la laurea per 4 esami
ho chiesto di essere altro, lavorar le estati
e mi chiedo che ci faccio qui
aspettando il mio lunedì
mentre all’una la sala è ancora invasa
e penso
ma non ce l’avete una casa?

ma
sono cameriere
e questo mi accompagnerà
per l’eternità
ma
sono cameriere
e questo mi accompagnerà
per l’eternità

ma un motivo c’è
se ho scelto di fare tutto questo
di notte faccio tardi
e non mi piace alzarmi presto
10 ore in piedi
una birra di straforo
se non capisci perchè
non hai mai fatto ‘sto lavoro.

ma
sono cameriere
e questo mi accompagnerà
per l’eternità
ma
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e questo mi accompagnerà
per l’eternità

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